The David Bentley whatever happened to? Award: Adnan Januzaj
The Bryan Robson Award for services to physiotherapy: Ilkay Gundogan and Vince Kompany
Zlatan’s oh! he really is that good Award to: Dmitri Payet
The Giggs-Sheringham Award for playing forever: Totti
The Rafa-Me Award for finding a player’s best position: Conte and Luiz
Matt Le Tissier’s Daydream Believer Award for waking up: Eden Hazard
The Shilts Award for best GK: DDG
The Maldini Award for best defender and the Fergie Award for timing: Sergio Ramos
The Glenn Hoddle Award for best midfielder: Iniesta
The Alan Shearer Award for best all-round striker: Harry Kane
The Diego Award for will there ever be another: Leo Messi
The Buffon Award for surely being past it but somehow winning EVERYTHING Award: Cronaldo
The Brazil-Germany Award for best international game: Belgium 1 Wales 3
The Pool-Geordies Award for best domestic game: Shitty 1 Leicester 3
The Diego Forlan Award for most improved player: N’golo Kante
The Rickie Lambert beetroot-packing Award: Jamie Vardy
The Bob Paisley Award for best cuddly manager: Claudio
The Football Bloody Hell Award for best story ever: Leicester City
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